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(via bbones)
why cats are totally fucking awesome

(via bbones)

why cats are totally fucking awesome

Reblogged from bbones on November 9, 2009

my wingmen

my wingmen


(via bbones)

(via bbones)

Reblogged from bbones on November 7, 2009

siddman:

thelos:noahkai:pwnator:wakocytosis:Left 4 Dead 2 -Zombie Survival Guide

Reblogged from siddman on November 7, 2009

absurdlakefront:

hammerito:

brittanyconley:

Hahahahhaa, yes.

I thought Courage Wolf had jumped the shark. I was wrong.

Yes, I burst out laughing.

who’s uncomfortable now?

absurdlakefront:

hammerito:

brittanyconley:

Hahahahhaa, yes.

I thought Courage Wolf had jumped the shark. I was wrong.

Yes, I burst out laughing.

who’s uncomfortable now?


uniqueone:

suicideblonde:

Parks and Recreation 208 “Ron and Tammy”
A note to add to this awesomeness: Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are married in real life.

uniqueone:

suicideblonde:

Parks and Recreation 208 “Ron and Tammy”

A note to add to this awesomeness: Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are married in real life.

Reblogged from uniqueone on November 7, 2009

uniqueone:

suicideblonde:

Ron: You’ve aged horribly.
Tammy: You son of a bitch.
Ron: That didn’t take long.
Tammy: Oh my god! What is your problem?  Nothing’s changed, has it?  Who set the bed on fire?
Ron: I DID, OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR?!
- Parks and Recreation 208 “Ron and Tammy”

uniqueone:

suicideblonde:

Ron: You’ve aged horribly.

Tammy: You son of a bitch.

Ron: That didn’t take long.

Tammy: Oh my god! What is your problem?  Nothing’s changed, has it?  Who set the bed on fire?

Ron: I DID, OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR?!

- Parks and Recreation 208 “Ron and Tammy”

Reblogged from uniqueone on November 7, 2009

Fire and Nice

Fire and Nice


Fire and Nice

Fire and Nice


November 7, 2009
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Leslie: ..and in case something bad goes down, I wore my sharpest rings. This one will tear you up.

Leslie: ..and in case something bad goes down, I wore my sharpest rings. This one will tear you up.

November 7, 2009
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Leslie: April, stop that. Who are you texting?
April: You.
Leslie: Aww, she’s texting me. (phone vibrates)
Leslie: I’m sorry you’re bored.

Leslie: April, stop that. Who are you texting?

April: You.

Leslie: Aww, she’s texting me. (phone vibrates)

Leslie: I’m sorry you’re bored.

November 7, 2009
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Good Dope Good Fun | Spiritualized

November 7, 2009 • Played 23 Times
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put a cock ring on it

put a cock ring on it

November 6, 2009
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jjae:

Pair demand apology over ‘racist’ dinner receipt (via thatisracist)
needtherapy:

notthatkindagay:

pragmatism:

rosasparks:





I would like my restaurant bill printouts to read, IN ALL CAPS,
Crazy, Fraggle-looking brown lady. How ‘bout that?
WHUT? Hey, that’s um, kinda racist and shit.

Well ok, I have a legitimate question then. What if it said “UPSTAIRS WHT COUPLE’ or even better “UPSTAIRS GAY COUPLE”? I’m not so sure anyone would be all that offended… I know I am opening a can of worms with this, but race has always been one of those things that I had trouble wrapping my brain around. I think that maybe if they had received poor service or experienced some other form of discrimination it would have been racist, but actually, I think this little incident is just a little uncouth.
I dunno that’s just me. I could go on about race and ethnicity and its role in communicating identity, but that would take too long right now, and I really don’t want to get myself in trouble with Ms. Sparks.

i tend to agree, somewhat, with pragmatism. i’ve been formulating a post about racism vs ignorant white people but still haven’t gotten all the kinks worked out yet.
we refer to barack obama as the first black president. ray nagin refers to new orleans as chocolate city. i don’t think anybody thinks those things are racist. it’d be racist if this receipt said something like “upstairs black couple who don’t belong in this restaurant.” or worse.
but maybe i’m just an ignorant white boy!?

Er, I don’t think it’s all that racist either.  It’s kind of stupid, but not really racist.

Seeing this post all over my dashboard just made me hungry all morning.  Stop it, TUMBLR!!  Where can I get tempura prawns for less than $4??  And every restaurant should have a fried chicken starter.  Because sometimes I just want a little nibble of crispy sinful deliciousness without having to fully commit to an entire meal.
ETA: 
 Marseeah	   				1 minute agoLook at the address… it’s a little more expensive than you think.
Oooooooh.  Well, that makes more sense.  I would still like some fried chicken right now, though.

everyone is missing the point here… how much did they tip? that should be the “racist” indicator..  NO?

jjae:

Pair demand apology over ‘racist’ dinner receipt (via thatisracist)

needtherapy:

notthatkindagay:

pragmatism:

rosasparks:

I would like my restaurant bill printouts to read, IN ALL CAPS,

Crazy, Fraggle-looking brown lady. How ‘bout that?

WHUT? Hey, that’s um, kinda racist and shit.

Well ok, I have a legitimate question then. What if it said “UPSTAIRS WHT COUPLE’ or even better “UPSTAIRS GAY COUPLE”? I’m not so sure anyone would be all that offended… I know I am opening a can of worms with this, but race has always been one of those things that I had trouble wrapping my brain around. I think that maybe if they had received poor service or experienced some other form of discrimination it would have been racist, but actually, I think this little incident is just a little uncouth.

I dunno that’s just me. I could go on about race and ethnicity and its role in communicating identity, but that would take too long right now, and I really don’t want to get myself in trouble with Ms. Sparks.

i tend to agree, somewhat, with pragmatism. i’ve been formulating a post about racism vs ignorant white people but still haven’t gotten all the kinks worked out yet.

we refer to barack obama as the first black president. ray nagin refers to new orleans as chocolate city. i don’t think anybody thinks those things are racist. it’d be racist if this receipt said something like “upstairs black couple who don’t belong in this restaurant.” or worse.

but maybe i’m just an ignorant white boy!?

Er, I don’t think it’s all that racist either.  It’s kind of stupid, but not really racist.

Seeing this post all over my dashboard just made me hungry all morning.  Stop it, TUMBLR!!  Where can I get tempura prawns for less than $4??  And every restaurant should have a fried chicken starter.  Because sometimes I just want a little nibble of crispy sinful deliciousness without having to fully commit to an entire meal.

ETA:

Marseeah   1 minute ago
Look at the address… it’s a little more expensive than you think.

Oooooooh.  Well, that makes more sense.  I would still like some fried chicken right now, though.

everyone is missing the point here… how much did they tip? that should be the “racist” indicator..  NO?

Reblogged from jjae on November 6, 2009
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