(via fuckyeahjgl)
dear berlin,
we need to talk. lady gaga? forreal? wtf? ok you pride yourself in not playing top 40 hits. you dont play beyonce, britney, or christina. fuck, ive even heard you berate someone for requesting britney. that is why i like you. why, dear goodness, why are you playing lady gaga now? greg haus you say that people came up to you tonight saying how much peaches was like lady gaga. you then say how much gaga copies off of peaches. then you give props to gaga and play her song. really? no. just no.
i generally dont like beyonce. i generally dont like britney. i generally dont like christina. and i generally dont like gaga. that is why i go to berlin. i like my indie dance bands. i go to you to dance and be happy that im not hearing top 40 pop regurgitation. if i want to hear that shit i will go to the numerous other gay bars in the city. hydrate anyone? charlies anyone? sidetrack anyone? barrrrrf.
sincerely,
bwp
p.s. please dont reblog this saying that im wrong and that gaga is god. ive listened to her. she sounds no different than all of the other pop princesses. gurl wears crazie outfits and gurl is getting paid. good for her. i just dont like/”get” it. ok?
Why so cute, JGL?
Leslie: Bitches be crazy.
Andy: Marco!
April: Polo!
April: I’m pregnant.. with Josh Groban’s baby
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Donna: Mmm. I love breakfast cereal.
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Tom: Man is the most dangerous game.
Donna: To the Predator.
Tom: I did smell something out there. And it wasn’t human.
Leslie: That was pine trees.
Donna: The Predator can see heat.
Tom: We should cover ourselves in mud. It could still be out there.
Tom: on a scale from 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?
is fucking awesome omg. the part where you kill innocent civilians is indeed fucked up but so awesome. you walk around nonchalantly and just shoot kids and shit. or the part where youre snowmobiling your face off a mountain. so intense. i like spec ops as well. i havent played online yet becuase my bitchass ethernet cord doesnt reach far.
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