What is the Peaches song that is like, suck my dick or something?– A text from my mother. (via planettampon)
yooniverse: “Jon Stewart browbeats CNN’s Crossfire hosts for their “partisan hackery.” Many suspect this now-legendary appearance prompted CNN to remove the show from their line-up.” via Spike emilyqualey: everythingontheinternetistrue: Jon Stewart Lectures Reporters For Lazy Coverage via robot-heart:+ unburyingthelead My fave line from this video on CNN’s Crossfire in 2004: TUCKER CARLSON:...
10 Absolute "Nos!" for Freelancers →
siddman: fullfrontalfreelance: 3) Will you register and host my site? No. Sure it seems like a good idea — free recurring revenue right? Well, maybe… if you can first get them to pay, and then if you can justify making $10 a month for the endless phone support you’ll have to give at all hours of the night. You see, once the client thinks that you are responsible for their email and website...
Chicago Bar Specials →
hiiamblair: annicka: windycity: Live in the city and looking for a great place to grab a cheap beer, martini, or bite to eat after your day’s over? This is the most comprehensive (Excel spreadsheet) list of specials, sortable by bar and/or day of the week.
I’m really diggin’ Tumblr’s new Explore feature.. I never knew there were more than 3 Chicago Tumblrs! Follow. Follow. Eh. Follow. Stalk. Follow..
Also, I enjoy texting. Have you heard of it? You type stuff into your phone that...– (via saramcpherson) (via hiiamblair) (via bandwagonpete)
blakeg: Dntel - Roll On Dntel is Jimmy...
pica: Just Can’t Get Enough (Depeche Mode cover),...
Jakob: That's deep, poetic. It touched me deep down.. downstairs.. yeah it tickled.
Rico: No, that's just your crabs.
Rico, there’s a difference between being broke and being cheap!– TC
Feeling Good Michael Bublé music therapy: when...
Época Gothan Project
If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.– Unknown (via bunkercomplex)
Underwater Wonderland The Simpsons
I am not here to roast Bob Saget.. I’m here to fuck John Stamos– Cloris Leachman (Bob Saget Roast on Comedy Central)
Futurama Opening Theme
Love the people who give you what you need. Be careful of the people who give...– (via sleepanddream) (via xcelsior)
With all due respect, sir, are you stupid?– Dan Wetzel (opening letter to the Dean of Admissions regarding Joey Cheek’s denied application to Harvard)