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The Numerology Behind Your Name. →
siddman: Bold stuff applies to me! Your number is: 11 The characteristics of #11 are: High spiritual plane, intuitive, illumination, idealist, a dreamer. The expression or destiny for #11: Your Expression number is 11. The number 11 is the first of the master numbers. It is associated with idealistic concepts and rather spiritual issues. Accordingly, it is a number with potentials that are...
bandwagonpete: the bird and the bee - my love ...
Who would you want to narrate your life?
absurdlakefront: notthatkindagay: joemuto: branduponthebrain: Ira Glass or Werner Herzog; Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, and Morgan Freeman would be second tier candidates. chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: Hugh Laurie…in french jackieheartsb: Jonathan Rhys-Meyers or Sean Connery. Me: Ron Howard, obviously. Eddie Izzard. Tilda Swinton. Kevin Arnold, I mean Fred Savage =)
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Naked People →
extrafirmhold: (via tumbledore) GOOD GOD THIS IS ADDICTIVE. It’s like a game, really. Try to find the biggest German schlong. Spoiler: It’s not the tall muscley dude named ‘Hightower’.
It takes a lot of nerve for a four and a half hour TV show to give out an award...– David Letterman on the Oscars. (via Michael Green) (via matthewb)
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More Jokes to Offend Everyone
siddman: janieblue84: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “Are you sure it’s mine?” Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday,...
onegirloneblog: i see beauty in garbage disposals…homeless people. i see beauty in pain and wrinkles. everything at it’s right place and the process of the process….. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! you fucking hippie!
You don’t matter enough to upset me– Hannah, “The Reader” (via carekoba) Shit, I need to use this line in real life. (via zombienovela)
this is it. this is us. here we go..
500 Days of Summer teaser trailer Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love. Girl doesn’t. This post modern love story is never what we expect it to be — It’s thorny yet exhilarating, funny and sad, a twisted journey of highs and lows that doesn’t quite go where we think it will. ..can’t wait
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joserizal: blackhoodie: because you can and you want that tumblr stickr. Hollr! Gusto ko ng stickr. Tumblr gusto ko ng stickr.
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The Book I Write Spoon
Drawing Restraint 9 Trailer
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