July 2009
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The Landmarks of 500 Days of Summer →
*if you see someone humping Tom’s bench.. it’s probably me
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I don’t want to wake up just yet.
– xcelsior
red eye flights just to see me? I love you.
Aaaand we’ve got vomit! Best Monday ever!
– tylercoates
so you wanna make out now?
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Sex is emotion in motion.
– (via shelnes) (via siddman)
uh.mazing.
how did I live for four days without tumblr?
expectations | reality
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be normal, don’t touch each other’s genitals!
– Anne
IFC The 50 Greatest Trailers of All Time →
katespencer:
Remember how good the Garden State trailer was? (And how shitty the movie ended up being?)
nicolemarietherese:
(via Very Short List)
Little Children was the only trailer on the list that actually seduced me into watching the movie, which by the way, turned out to be good watch.
it's not my job
my refusal to do someone else’s work has turned into:
knock knock. who’s there? it’s not my job
why did the chicken cross the road? it’s not my job
WIN.
Instant Watcher (for Netflix users) →
It’s for Netflix users who want to traverse and explore Netflix’s catalog of streaming titles more efficiently and painlessly. All the information and cross-links on this website are limited to Watch Instantly titles so you don’t have to waste time sifting through a bunch of DVD-only titles to find the ones that you can start watching right away.
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When you sear fish, do you put the seeds before or...
Me: I roll it in semen before I cook it.
George: WTF?!
Me: Ack! I meant sesame! SESAME SEEDS!
Me: WTF?!
Rico, thank you for not flaunting anorexia
– Robert
I love seeing Tumblr peeps outside the Tumblr...
hello anddouglassays + bandwagonpete =)
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