danmeth: METH MINUTE 39: Sex Machine! James Brown never quite explained himself until now…
Roses are red, violets are blue fuck you, bitch.– 500 Days of Summer (via 500daysofsummer)
an awesome “motherfuckin’ demo reel”
100 Ways To Live A Better Life →
forever-insatiable: I’m going to look at this more closely in the very near future. Take a look yourself, there are some really smart life lessons on this list.
don’t be ghetto boo– Rudy (on me taking a picture of a photograph instead of scanning)
circle of death drinking game
Logan: (draws a nine)
Rico: nine, rhyme!
Karen: rhyme time!
Robert: rhyme time!
Logan: ok, "rhyme"
Rob: (pause) "..time!"
Rudy: how did they get their food first?
Karen: because they're nice and were rude.
Why Do You Let Me Stay Here? | She And Him
Girl you don’t need to be so angry with me just because I twirk it you...– Brian
You Make My Dreams | Hall and Oates for some odd...
Actual Radio Convo between US Naval and Canadian...
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruises and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
500daysofsummer: 500 Days of Summer Dance Video. Why Do You Let Me Stay Here | She and Him
Me: Hey when our upstairs neighbor have sex, are they really loud?
Rico: Yah really loud
Me: Oh, all I hear is constant squeaking…
Rico: I wanna hear them, he’s so hot
Me: You’ve seen him?
Me: Yah, but but they stopped
[goes back to my room and jerks off]
leave me a sexy voice message! (my google voice)
There Goes The Fear | Doves this song gives me...
joserizal: Eraserheads - Manila (Hotdogs Cover)