August 2009
Watchdanmeth:
METH MINUTE 39: Sex Machine!
James Brown never quite explained himself until now…
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“Roses are red, violets are blue fuck you, bitch.”
– 500 Days of Summer (via 500daysofsummer)
Watchan awesome “motherfuckin’ demo reel”
100 Ways To Live A Better Life →
forever-insatiable:
I’m going to look at this more closely in the very near future. Take a look yourself, there are some really smart life lessons on this list.
“don’t be ghetto boo”
– Rudy (on me taking a picture of a photograph instead of scanning)
circle of death drinking game
Logan: (draws a nine)
Rico: nine, rhyme!
Karen: rhyme time!
Robert: rhyme time!
Logan: ok, "rhyme"
Robert: "time"
Rob: (pause) "..time!"
Rudy: how did they get their food first?
Karen: because they're nice and were rude.
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Why Do You Let Me Stay Here? | She And Him
“Girl you don’t need to be so angry with me just because I twirk it you...”
– Brian
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You Make My Dreams | Hall and Oates
for some odd...
Actual Radio Convo between US Naval and Canadian...
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruises and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Watch500daysofsummer:
500 Days of Summer Dance Video.
Why Do You Let Me Stay Here | She and Him
Upstairs Neighbor
Me: Hey when our upstairs neighbor have sex, are they really loud?
Rico: Yah really loud
Me: Oh, all I hear is constant squeaking…
Rico: I wanna hear them, he’s so hot
Me: You’ve seen him?
Rico: Yup
Me: Yah, but but they stopped
[goes back to my room and jerks off]
(559) 677-RICO
leave me a sexy voice message! (my google voice)
Watchx 4
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There Goes The Fear | Doves
this song gives me...
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joserizal:
Eraserheads - Manila (Hotdogs Cover)
