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apparently, I smell like apples after I had too much to drink

the sweetest compliment I’ve gotten in a while.. a little odd, but I’ll take it.

You Know You're Filipino If...

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• You answer to “Pssst!!”
• You point with your lips.
• You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like Ling-Ling, Bong-Bong, or Che-Che.
• You have uncles and aunts named Boy, Girlie or Baby.
• In your dining room there’s a picture of “Last Supper” - and on either side of it are a giant wooden spoon and fork.
• You have a piano no one plays.
• You keep a tabo in your bathroom.
• You own a barrel man from Baguio.
• You can’t resist buying items on sale even if you don’t need them.
• You eat with your hands.
• and you cut your meat with a spoon and fork.
• You know a meal isn’t a meal unless there’s rice.
• There’s Spam, Vienna sausage and corned beef in your pantry.
• You eat or have eaten fried spam and eggs with rice for breakfast.
• You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.
• You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.
• Your relatives sing karaoke when they come over.
• You don’t get grossed out by balut.
• Your Lola taught you to gargle with warm salt and ginger water when you have a sore throat.
• You “open” and “close” the lights.
• Your friends know what it means to be on Filipino Time.
• You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.
• Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
• You’ve mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity.
• You hold your palms together in front of you and say “excuse, excuse” when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.
• Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.
• You say “prijider” instead of refrigerator
• You leave a party with more food than you came with.
• You’re seen with a boy who’s not Filipino and he’s automatically your boyfriend and everyone knows about it
• Your mom or dad came from a family with at least 10 children
• Your parents over exaggerate the time (ex:” hoy gising na!(Hey Wake Up!) its almost 12 o clock,” when it is really 11:15am)
• You pronounce “f’s” as “p’s” and “p’s” as “f’s” eg. pliffing = flipping , pork = fork [or vise versa ]
• Finding relatives at the airport entails scouring the crowd for a bunch of people fussing with a balikbayan box.
• Anyone whose name you can’t recall in conversation is referred to as “si ano”
• Your mom tells you to wear your “chanelas”(usually rubber flipflops) when you go outside.
• You ask your mom what your “ulam” is when shes cooking.
• You always have sardines in your pantry.
• You’ve eaten the bird of the balut at least once was
• You know the “Otso-otso”.
• If you’re not the youngest in the family, you look like your mom.
• You like Kare-Kare.
• The first thing you offer your guests is food.
• You like the “Black Eyed Peas” because one of the guys is Filipino.
• Taho is Deeeelish!
• You believe its bad to waste food.
• Your mom tells you that its bad luck to sleep with your hair wet.
• You own a “walis ting ting”.
• You like ALL of the following: Sinigang, Nilaga, Tilapia, Dinuguan, Pansit, and Lumpia.
• Mango is a dessert.
• You get excited when you see a Filipino on an American channel.
• if you’re living abroad, you have family in the philippines that expect you to bring pasalubong that’s fancier than anything you even own yourself
• you know that the “white” version of “come here” is palm-up, fingers waving toward the body, but the pinoy version is palm-down, fingers moving toward body in sort of shoveling motion
• You nod backwards to say yes
• You raise your eyebrows to say yes
• You know that Adidas is more than just an athletic company
• You or your parents have a santo nino on the mante and a big wooden rosary hanging on the wall somewhere in the house
• You can measure the water for cooking rice with two fingers
• The house you grew up in had a chandelier made of shell (capice)
• Your parents believed in various superstitions: like turning the plates at dinner if someone had to leave; saying “tabi tabi, po.”

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How could this not land on this tumblelog? Thanks, marilagskie! :)

as long as I don't wake up with a penis in my butt

on my “blacking out” last night. party on!

you know you're plastered when you call out people by their Tumblr names

AAAXELLLRODDDDD!