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Who would you want to narrate your life?

absurdlakefront:

notthatkindagay:

joemuto:

branduponthebrain: Ira Glass or Werner Herzog; Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, and Morgan Freeman would be second tier candidates.

chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:  Hugh Laurie…in french

jackieheartsb:  Jonathan Rhys-Meyers or Sean Connery.

Me: Ron Howard, obviously.

Eddie Izzard.

Tilda Swinton.

Kevin Arnold, I mean Fred Savage =)

Reblogged from absurdlakefront on February 25, 2009
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  1. osker reblogged this from lenxo and added:
    Edward James Olmos
  2. collaborationwhat reblogged this from imsorrybrendan and added:
    Oh man. Robert Downey Jr. or Ira Glass.
  3. dannybrist reblogged this from dannorton and added:
    jackieheartsb: Jonathan Rhys-Meyers or Sean Connery. Ron Howard, obviously....Tom...
  4. murphyslaw reblogged this from ifyouseekemi and added:
    Meryl Streep! or even Tom Hanks would be kinda fun.
  5. refinementuptake reblogged this from lizziejeanne and added:
    Peter O’Toole. Boom.
  6. dannorton reblogged this from passthemike and added:
    robert downey jr.
  7. crackedpolystyrene reblogged this from nathen and added:
    zach galifianakis. or demetri martin, of course. edward norton, fight club style is a good choice too…
  8. mcjocar reblogged this from thesedrunkennights and added:
    Christopher Walken
  9. rosasparks reblogged this from enjoli-deactivated20090920-deac and added:
    Mo’Nique or Conan O’Brien
  10. thesedrunkennights reblogged this from nathen and added:
    neil patrick harris =)
  11. nathen reblogged this from byepolar and added:
    Demetri Martin, no question.
  12. byepolar reblogged this from enjoli-deactivated20090920-deac and added:
    Stephen Fry! or maybe Ron Howard. That would be sweet!
  13. tinycastles reblogged this from zombienovela
  14. ccg reblogged this from geekyrappinghood and added:
    Mm. Zac Efron for my love life. Kate Winslet for my work life.
  15. chayenne reblogged this from zombienovela and added:
    I always liked Jeanne Moreau’s voice.
  16. pspssst reblogged this from affeckshun-deactivated20090830 and added:
    Francisco’s Hunter S. Thompson.
  17. smallpaw reblogged this from apollosraven and added:
    Audrey Tautou or Helena Bonham Carter :)
  18. dannybaluyot reblogged this from zombienovela and added:
    Kristen Bell! Hahahahhah..in the end she’ll say xoxo……
  19. eccentriccelia reblogged this from passthemike and added:
    eddie izzard! for sure!
  20. alancassinelli reblogged this from passthemike and added:
    Adam Brody, hes a cool guy
  21. prideofboston reblogged this from dogganghappened
  22. kissingtigers reblogged this from heylookathatree and added:
    Shawn Ashmore actually, I think. Maybe like, from when he was Animorphs era though.
  23. johnnyallnight reblogged this from dumbjabronimotherfucker
  24. heylookathatree reblogged this from dogganghappened and added:
    maya angelou or gerard butler with the scottish accent (i fell in love with it in p.s. i love you).
  25. dogganghappened reblogged this from passthemike and added:
    will farell as george dubya, and oprah
  26. passthemike reblogged this from bugnut-deactivated20090617-deac and added:
    christopher walken
  27. janieblue84 reblogged this from adeandabet and added:
    Neil Gaiman…best voice ever!
  28. absurdfroufrou reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
    Ninomiya Kazunari, Will Arnett, or David Bowie. Their voices could charm the pants off viewers and make them walk away...
  29. desluvulongtyme reblogged this from youcankeepthechange and added:
    Daphne Rubin-Vega (Played Mimi in Rent) or Adam Sandler or Barry White
  30. asleepyhead reblogged this from merricat-deactivated20090428 and added:
    Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Yes plz.
  31. curiouserandcuriouser reblogged this from ta-ta-deactivated20090318-deact and added:
    Jim Dale. Harry Potter audiobooks. yum.
  32. sweatersandsquids reblogged this from letseatstrawpasta-deactivated20 and added:
    I love Drew Barrymore’s voice, so her definitely. I also feel in love with Hugo Weaving’s voice when I saw V for...
  33. ginobambino reblogged this from tatooine-deactivated20091001-de and added:
    Ringo Starr (in his Thomas & Friends voice), Jonathan Rhys Meyers (as Henry VIII) or Bob Saget (How I Met Your...
  34. fezmonkey reblogged this from imperiousrex and added:
    He’s past away but I always thought Ricardo Montalban would be cool.
  35. jesussavesispendd reblogged this from merricat-deactivated20090428 and added:
    jerry seinfeld, myself, diane keaton, sjp, and maybe kristen bell, she did a good job on gossip girl.
  36. tothebarricades reblogged this from youcankeepthechange and added:
    Either: Tom Hanks: because he was Woody Daniel Stern: because he also narrated The Wonder Years and Kevin Arnold and I...
  37. cocoslyrics reblogged this from and added:
    Jensen Ackles, DJ Boogie, or Sammie. (lol @ how they’re all guys and I’m a girl)
  38. ricepalaces reblogged this from hannahisdeceased
  39. brostradamus reblogged this from eyeofthensunyouofthemoon
  40. hoopzbarkley reblogged this from dumbjabronimotherfucker
  41. thephlipside reblogged this from dorkydamaris and added:
    actually harder than I thought. Too many choices! James Earl Jones is the easy choice. But what about Alec Baldwin,...
  42. chiefmastersergeantmyers reblogged this from merricat-deactivated20090428 and added:
    Tim Curry~ He does the Lemony Snicket books and he is a genius narrator.
  43. manithda reblogged this from copetes and added:
    Frickin’ Miss Swan!! =]
  44. copetes reblogged this from dumbjabronimotherfucker and added:
    Luciano Pavarotti
  45. merricat-deactivated20090428 reblogged this from jumbledemotion and added:
    David Cross. Hands down.
  46. jumbledemotion reblogged this from dorkydamaris and added:
    Ron Howard or Jeremy Irons.
  47. dorkydamaris reblogged this from branduponthebrain
  48. quepagina reblogged this from youcankeepthechange and added:
    Pete Wentz even though his voice is annoying
  49. saethis reblogged this from youcankeepthechange
  50. youcankeepthechange reblogged this from tatooine-deactivated20091001-de and added:
    DEMETRI MARTIN OR KATHY GRIFFIN OR JIM GAFFIGAN
  51. newyorkcubic reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
    Definitely Alec Baldwin - or, if Alec is busy drinking brains on other planets - Baz Luhrmann.
  52. tatooine-deactivated20091001-de reblogged this from letseatstrawpasta-deactivated20 and added:
    Edward Norton or Demetri Martin. The way he narrated Fight Club =
  53. letseatstrawpasta-deactivated20 reblogged this from hannahisdeceased and added:
    Demetri Martin or J.D. Salinger
  54. alecwalker reblogged this from imperiousrex and added:
    I’m torn between Ron Howard, Eddie Izzard and Mr T
  55. samsantos reblogged this from
  56. hannahisdeceased reblogged this from monsterxero and added:
    Morgan Freeman, Sean Conery, Demitri Martin.
  57. monsterxero reblogged this from maeby and added:
    Jeremy Irons as Scar from “The Lion King”
  58. maeby reblogged this from jimmyjosh and added:
    Ron Howard for sure .. or Benjamin Linus
  59. foxual reblogged this from joemuto and added:
    Uh, Garrison Keillor.
  60. yellowhat reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    Edward James Olmos, or Gary Sinise if it was a documentary. David Sedaris if it was a comedy.
  61. noahkai reblogged this from somehowsomeway and added:
    Morgan Freeman for realz.
  62. doodleology reblogged this from apollosraven and added:
    Allen Rickman, or Tom Hanks
  63. erikrepoarts reblogged this from imperiousrex
  64. boggle reblogged this from lowdunks and added:
    Alec Baldwin, Werner Herzog, Ron Howard or Tilda Swinton. Depends on how my life is rolling at that moment.
  65. thelastsemester reblogged this from notthatkindagay
  66. senoritafeelgood reblogged this from johncody
  67. lowdunks reblogged this from branduponthebrain and added:
    Anthony Hopkins is my first choice,...is a very close second, and if they weren’t...
  68. lemonmeringue reblogged this from mthrfknluis and added:
    Gene Wilder, hands down. 2nd tier: Christopher Walken or fuckin’ Mark Wahlberg. so ivy’s walkin’ down the street and she...
  69. mm85 reblogged this from allthingsalishan and added:
    Either Denzel Washington, James Earl Jones, or Bernie Mac.
  70. thoseareturkeys reblogged this from bowlingalleylawyer
  71. mikeyykidd reblogged this from johncody and added:
    Eddie Izzard or David Bowie (not trying to copy, haha but i
  72. bowlingalleylawyer reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    NTKG for the win!!!!!!
  73. this-just-in reblogged this from adeandabet and added:
    I want Christopher Walken
  74. imnotthatkindofgirl reblogged this from micek and added:
    James Earl Jones without a doubt
  75. n0her0es reblogged this from micek
  76. micek reblogged this from snooz3r and added:
    David Attenborough
  77. jimmyjosh reblogged this from imperiousrex and added:
    James Earle Jones, Mike Rowe, or Ron Howard.
  78. cmpblldllghn reblogged this from annicka and added:
    ahhhahahaha annicka
  79. thisismygournal reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:
    notthatkindagay:joemuto:
  80. crudmudgeon reblogged this from littleorphanammo and added:
    reblogged from littleorphanammo:...Charles “Blofeld” Gray from Rocky Horror & Bond Movies
  81. lenxo reblogged this from thedvsangel
  82. imperiousrex reblogged this from somehowsomeway
  83. somehowsomeway reblogged this from apollosraven and added:
    Gilbert Godfrey.
  84. therewasagirl reblogged this from johncody and added:
    I’m torn between Morgan Freeman and the guy who does the dramatic reading of a real breakup letter.
  85. johncody reblogged this from apollosraven
  86. apollosraven reblogged this from thinwhiteduke-deactivated200903 and added:
    Neil Gaiman or Patrick Stewart
  87. snooz3r reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:
    Kevin Arnold, I mean Fred Savage =)
  88. annicka reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:
    Joe Biden (train hair gaffe era) or Adam Sandler (billy madison era)
  89. jona reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
    Easy, Hugh Dancy.
  90. scatteredwords reblogged this from mimisaurus
  91. absurdlakefront reblogged this from notthatkindagay
  92. yeachum reblogged this from shiningstar and added:
    definitely B.O. or I.G. but i’m gonnna agree with branduponthegrain and say Morgan Freeman as well. Love his voice....
  93. amyjowisehart reblogged this from everydayk and added:
    Someone British…and sexy. Preferably Jude Law, or someone along those lines. I’m pretty sure I am destined to marry an...
  94. adeandabet reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    Donald Sutherland.
  95. notthatkindagay reblogged this from joemuto
  96. shannoneffingheath reblogged this from mimisaurus and added:
    alec baldwin ftw. :D
  97. joemuto reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
    branduponthebrain: Ira Glass or Werner Herzog; Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, and Morgan Freeman would be second tier...
  98. mimisaurus reblogged this from shiningstar and added:
    No doubt about it, Neil Gaiman and his very british accent.
  99. shiningstar reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
    Barack Obama or Ira Glass fo sho.
  100. thedvsangel reblogged this from chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy and added:
    jennifer tilly….or dolly parton…
  101. everydayk reblogged this from allthingsalishan and added:
    Ben Affleck circa “Good Will Hunting”. A true New England gal needs an accented narrative. And it will make my life...
  102. allthingsalishan reblogged this from jaclynday
  103. fireflyfairies reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
    Stephen Fry…and he must use intelligent words lol
  104. jaclynday reblogged this from chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy and added:
    Jonathan Rhys-Meyers or Sean Connery.
  105. chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy reblogged this from branduponthebrain and added:
    Hugh Laurie…in french
  106. digitalbath reblogged this from mrs-fishtits
  107. mrs-fishtits reblogged this from branduponthebrain and added:
    Janeane Garofalo
  108. littleorphanammo reblogged this from branduponthebrain and added:
    Dennis Hopper, Donald Sutherland, John Cleese...Patrick Stewart. Mila Kunis (as Meg...
  109. cikblog reblogged this from robotheart and added:
    getting oscars all over the place! Ron howard, Morgan Freeman, Anthony Kopkins or Samuel L Jackson. Second tier would be...
  110. awakinglim reblogged this from branduponthebrain and added:
    Glass, hands down.
  111. eyeofthensunyouofthemoon reblogged this from branduponthebrain
  112. mthrfknluis reblogged this from branduponthebrain and added:
    select Bill Murray for his deadpan tone. Jeff Goldblum, John Hodgman and Rick Moranis as 2nd
  113. appliedculture reblogged this from branduponthebrain and added:
    That’s an easy one: David Lynch. Wim Wenders from his early works as well (nothing,...I...
  114. whatsonurmind reblogged this from branduponthebrain and added:
    i don’t know :/
  115. robotheart reblogged this from branduponthebrain and added:
    David Attenborough, no questions asked. Id instantly...recognised as a natural wonder
  116. thekingdomblog-deactivated20090 reblogged this from branduponthebrain
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