15 Corny Tagalog (mostly) Pickup Lines

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1> Bagay sa yo maging Amo …..
* * * Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko…

2> Sana posporo ka… at posporo din ako….
* * * Para match tayo!!!

3> Ahhh… excuse me Miss!… Troso ka ba?…
* * * Kasi, gusto kitang sibakin! ..

4> Hospital ka ba? ….
* * * May heart complication kasi ako.. Either I C U or U C me ..

5> Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
* * * Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako! ..

6> Kung bola ka, at ako ang player.. Maso-shoot ba kita? …
* * * Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang ma-mi-miss! …

7> Uhhmmm.. race track ka ba? …
* * * Ang ganda ng curves mo!

8> May lagnat ka ba? ..
* * * Cause you’re too damn hot!

9> Excuse me… Surgeon ka ba? …
* * * Ikaw lang kasi nakapagpa-bukas ng puso ko eh…

10> May eraser ka ba? …
* * * Di ka kasi mabura sa isip ko…

11> Look, there’s something wrong with my cellphone…
* * * It doesn’t have your number in it…

12> If i could rearrange the alphabet…
* * * I’d put U and I together…

13> Miss, be unique and different from the rest…
* * * Just say “YES!”

14> Ananhin pa ang gravity?….
* * * Kung kusa akong nahuhulog sa yo??

15> Para kang ihi….
* * * Hindi kita matiis!

Someone pass me the bucket…QUICK!
So where does the word corny come from?

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