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my wingmen

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:02:57 -0600

my wingmen

(via bbones)

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:43:44 -0600

(via bbones)

siddman: thelos:noahkai:pwnator:wakocytosis:Left 4 Dead 2...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:34:58 -0600

siddman:

thelos:noahkai:pwnator:wakocytosis:Left 4 Dead 2 -Zombie Survival Guide

absurdlakefront: hammerito: brittanyconley: Hahahahhaa,...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:44:32 -0600

absurdlakefront:

hammerito:

brittanyconley:

Hahahahhaa, yes.

I thought Courage Wolf had jumped the shark. I was wrong.

Yes, I burst out laughing.

who’s uncomfortable now?

uniqueone: suicideblonde: Parks and Recreation 208 “Ron and...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:56:58 -0600

uniqueone:

suicideblonde:

Parks and Recreation 208 “Ron and Tammy”

A note to add to this awesomeness: Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are married in real life.

uniqueone: suicideblonde: Ron: You’ve aged horribly. Tammy:...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:55:55 -0600

uniqueone:

suicideblonde:

Ron: You’ve aged horribly.

Tammy: You son of a bitch.

Ron: That didn’t take long.

Tammy: Oh my god! What is your problem? Nothing’s changed, has it? Who set the bed on fire?

Ron: I DID, OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR?!

- Parks and Recreation 208 “Ron and Tammy”

Fire and Nice

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:39:31 -0600

Fire and Nice

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:38:45 -0600

Fire and Nice

Photo

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:37:36 -0600

Leslie: ..and in case something bad goes down, I wore my...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:11:41 -0600

Leslie: ..and in case something bad goes down, I wore my sharpest rings. This one will tear you up.

Leslie: April, stop that. Who are you texting? April:...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:09:09 -0600

Leslie: April, stop that. Who are you texting?

April: You.

Leslie: Aww, she’s texting me. (phone vibrates)

Leslie: I’m sorry you’re bored.

Good Dope Good Fun | Spiritualized

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:05:42 -0600

Good Dope Good Fun | Spiritualized

put a cock ring on it

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:06:59 -0600

put a cock ring on it

jjae: Pair demand apology over ‘racist’ dinner receipt (via...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:48:23 -0600

jjae:

Pair demand apology over ‘racist’ dinner receipt (via thatisracist)

needtherapy:

notthatkindagay:

pragmatism:

rosasparks:

I would like my restaurant bill printouts to read, IN ALL CAPS,

Crazy, Fraggle-looking brown lady. How ‘bout that?

WHUT? Hey, that’s um, kinda racist and shit.

Well ok, I have a legitimate question then. What if it said “UPSTAIRS WHT COUPLE’ or even better “UPSTAIRS GAY COUPLE”? I’m not so sure anyone would be all that offended… I know I am opening a can of worms with this, but race has always been one of those things that I had trouble wrapping my brain around. I think that maybe if they had received poor service or experienced some other form of discrimination it would have been racist, but actually, I think this little incident is just a little uncouth.

I dunno that’s just me. I could go on about race and ethnicity and its role in communicating identity, but that would take too long right now, and I really don’t want to get myself in trouble with Ms. Sparks.

i tend to agree, somewhat, with pragmatism. i’ve been formulating a post about racism vs ignorant white people but still haven’t gotten all the kinks worked out yet.

we refer to barack obama as the first black president. ray nagin refers to new orleans as chocolate city. i don’t think anybody thinks those things are racist. it’d be racist if this receipt said something like “upstairs black couple who don’t belong in this restaurant.” or worse.

but maybe i’m just an ignorant white boy!?

Er, I don’t think it’s all that racist either. It’s kind of stupid, but not really racist.

Seeing this post all over my dashboard just made me hungry all morning. Stop it, TUMBLR!! Where can I get tempura prawns for less than $4?? And every restaurant should have a fried chicken starter. Because sometimes I just want a little nibble of crispy sinful deliciousness without having to fully commit to an entire meal.

ETA:

Marseeah 1 minute ago
Look at the address… it’s a little more expensive than you think.

Oooooooh. Well, that makes more sense. I would still like some fried chicken right now, though.

everyone is missing the point here… how much did they tip? that should be the “racist” indicator.. NO?

jjae: jamesnord: just sayin’

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:32:19 -0600

jjae:

jamesnord:

just sayin’

oral fixture

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:56:00 -0600

oral fixture

moosegarden: I hate commercials. But this one is wonderful. The...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:40:45 -0600

moosegarden:

I hate commercials. But this one is wonderful. The best of the internets since 1999… from a Swedish perspective.

saw this in Attack of the Show, I had no idea it was an ad. brilliant!

shelbot: ak47:tscp:frogori:kotoripiyopiyo:yellowblog:kudryavka19...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:34:15 -0600

shelbot:

ak47:tscp:frogori:kotoripiyopiyo:yellowblog:kudryavka1957:douchetitty:

TOTORO SNOWMAN!!!!!!!

<3 <3 <3

for xcelsior

jjae: You know what I would do with the dislike button on...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:00:17 -0600

jjae:

You know what I would do with the dislike button on Facebook? Dislike all these stupid feeds about the dislike button.

If you don’t like something someone said - NUT UP AND SPEAK UP.

If you don’t think you can handle the almost inevitable response(s), then IGNORE IT.

Or take a screen shot and make fun of the passive-aggressive pussies.

I’m Not In Love | 10cc

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:15 -0600

I’m Not In Love | 10cc